Memoirs of a Video Chat Pimp

Strip twister with your girlfriend(s).

2005-04-26T22:23:00.000+02:00

Only at Girlfriends4U you can safly get away playing strip twister with all your girlfriends at the same time...

Concentration test for male porn surfers

2005-04-26T21:01:00.000+02:00

It keeps amazing me what I get send for this blog.
I have tried this test 5 times in a row, and somehow I always catch the ball.
It can be that it has something to do with the massive ammount of boobs I am used to..

Concentration test for male porn surfers

Out of 5 games, how much did you catch?

Looks familliar?

2005-04-26T20:53:00.000+02:00

I forgot who send me this link, but somehow i think this must look familliar to a lot of you chatpimp readers.

Does this look familliar?

Party Time at Girlfriends4U

2005-03-26T18:15:00.000+01:00

For all the members, tonight march 26 aprox 19:00 is the night, partytime at GirlfFriends4U.com Not a member yet? Then click here.

What can you expect? Girls, Drunk Girls, Wilds Girls, Nude Girls, and God only knows what will happen more.

Dresscode: Naked!

Webcam Gymnastics?

2005-03-26T11:28:00.000+01:00

So once in a while you see something and you ask yourself what the heck is she doing..

Webcam gymnastics?

Other guesses are welcome, we will ask Lorein later what this was..

Smurf Party Impressions

2005-03-26T11:14:00.000+01:00

For all of you who have missed this, some impressions of the Smurf Casper's Birthday. Gifts, Crazy Girls, Cake, and Crossdressing....

Now I better hide, Casper will kill me for placing these crossdress pics..

Smurf Party

2005-03-04T18:51:00.000+01:00

For all you members of Girlfriends4U,
this night only, Caspers birthday live!

Come and congratulate the smurf with another year!
Lots of girls, booze, and god might know what will happen more..

Free pussy licking show

2005-02-18T14:36:00.000+01:00

Yes you will not believe it, but our member Martian spotted this truely great FREE PUSSY LICKING SHOW on the internet. For all of you on a low budget, have fun ;)

The record is broken

2005-02-18T14:06:00.000+01:00

Finaly a model went past the 7 champagne limit, and she got the nr 8 from me. The fun part is that when they are so drunk they dont mind about dressing anymore. I hear Mai's shift ended on 9 champagnes and they needed to carry her out of the studio room.

Owww, again champagne..

Shift end..

Now let me order some more cases of champagne, lately they are slurping them empty like its limonade..

It's GOOD to be a member!

2005-02-13T01:39:00.000+01:00

For all you cheapskates that still didn't signup for Girlfriends4U, this is is just a few frames of what you missed at our Februari members only party..

Thanks to keyzer for the strip casper tip...

Polonaise direction problems..

very drunk by now..

You are warned, dont mis the next party!

From a reliable source (Casper) I hear some girls have a major hangover.

But what do you expect, over 24 bottles of champagne, 3 bottles of tequila, 2 bottles of vodka.

I am amazed they still can walk...

Babes Bubblies and Boobs!

2005-02-09T13:51:00.000+01:00

Yes it is here again THE PARTY at Girlfriends4U.
For you members it is babes, bubblies and boobs.
For us supervisors it is babes, bosstalk and major hangovers.
The party is on on friday 11 februari 2005, 7 pm (CET/GMT+1)
Members only.

Not a member yet? Here is your chance to become one!

Passed out

2005-02-06T02:32:00.000+01:00

For a ChatPimp this is one of the finer moments. Models passing out on champagne. Adrianna here had just 4 champagnes. The pass out record is at 6 champagnes.

Where is taxi when you need him?

Now get me a model that can handle 7 champagne tips and still walk, if she can, she will get champagne nr 8 from me.

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr its not cold

2005-01-31T10:41:00.000+01:00

I know some girls like toys, and some like boys.
Our newest flame likes boys and toys..

Lorein showing of her toys to the boys

I wonder if shes already sponsored by duracell batteries.

Fasten seatbelt

2005-01-15T01:53:00.000+01:00

Once in a while you get one of these models that realy can go wild on a striptip. It is no joke when i tell you go tip for a strip, and Heaven will take you to where she is from..

And dont forget to fasten your seatbelt when her flight begins..

Daddy

2005-01-10T13:58:00.000+01:00

I love them nutcases that drop in from while to while, i have no idea what he is trying here but he must have a lot of daughters since he tried it with almost all models...

Guest5806: This is your Dad, your family knows. Please stop this madness.
Guest5806: Your mother cries.
Guest5806: She feels like she has failed you.
Guest5806: I feel so ashamed. My little baby.
Guest5806: My baby girl, reduced to this.
Guest5806: Please stop.
Guest5806: Someone at work showed me this website.
Guest5806: They said it is my daughter I didnt want to believe them
Guest5806: Honey, please call me immediately.
Guest4158: ur a very modern dad with computer facilities 06
Guest5806: There's no need to continue this degredation
Guest5806: Stop this and call me right now.
Guest5806: We have found you
Guest5806: I am having a friend from work type for me (me)
Guest5806: We are sad. Your father is sad, your mom is crying
Guest5806 Left the channel
Guest4158: ok now that dad is gone we can continue

Now the big question does someone have dads phonenr?

Boob explosion

2005-01-08T19:23:00.000+01:00

The title does make you wonder if some girls silicons exploded, but thats not it.

We welcome a new studio under our Girlfriends4U wings, and because of that you my dear member or guest will have more boobs to choose from.

Tonight at 23:00 CET the debute of Studio Armani Models on Girlfriends4U.
So come watch and play the games we adults like to play.

Dont forget: Dress code Armani style

January party!

2005-01-08T01:17:00.000+01:00

Sometimes its not only hard work but a lot of fun.
Now don't tell me you've missed this..

Whiskey: line them up 1-5.......lol

martian: i recognize those : )

It must be good to be a member at Girlfriends4U ; )

Free pussy

2005-01-03T13:29:00.000+01:00

On a video chat with guest access you also get a lot of beggars, one of the models is so smart to bring her pussy to chat..

The poor little pussy already has the nickname "Free Pussy".

Too much bublies

2005-01-02T11:43:00.000+01:00

I still wonder how our models can handle the frequent champagne tips.
New years day I started with 2 big bottles of champagne, and I can tell you the truth, I was wasted the whole 1st of january..

Anyways, a very happy new year to you all!

We are going to party till its 2005

2004-12-31T18:52:00.000+01:00

Finaly the end of the year is close, this is probably the only moment where this chatpimp can have a break. We whis you all the best for 2005!
Our girls are already in the party mood and a case of champagne will be drained...

See you all back next year!

Interplanetary internet?

2004-12-31T18:12:00.000+01:00

Some of the video chats make me wonder how far reaching the internet is...

martian: hi
Samantha: hello
martian: having a good day?
Samantha: Nice day
Samantha: how are you?
Samantha: where are you from?
martian: i'm still half asleep, but am feeling ok
martian: mars
Samantha: hm
martian: where all martians come from
martian: :)
Samantha: hm
Samantha: iam from Venus
Samantha: Do you know it there?
Samantha: Very nice planet
martian: ;)

Thanks to these aliens for letting me publish this.

Weird stuff in my help email

2004-12-31T05:13:00.000+01:00

Having a adult video chat requires me to answer heaps of help emails, a decent bussiness like GirlFriends4U has one of them help forms. But what people write in it...

Banned for creditcard fraude:
Name: *****
Username: *********
Email: *********@yahoo.com
Subject: ?
Question: Why I can't see anything?

This one thinks he can chat to the model, as if shes doing all this helpmail:
Name: h******
Username: *******
Email: ********@aol.com
Subject:
Question: when will you be finished today?

This one should try a dictionary and not my helpmail:
Name: j****
Username: **********
Email: **********@yahoo.com
Subject: sex
Question: what is masterbuting

This one thinks I run a escort agency instead of a video chat:
Name: s*******
Username: ***********
Email: *********@comcast.net
Subject: sex
Question: can i get one of these chicks to come and suck my dick

Pfff.. its all in a days work.

The ultimate tool for video chat pimps

2004-12-31T02:48:00.000+01:00

Being a Video Chat Pimp has its charmes, all the amazing stuf chat members and guests send to me, calendars, photo's of unshaven legs, viri, but this one realy caught my attention:

To bad they forget to tell me where i can order it..

Upsidedown

2004-12-30T20:18:00.000+01:00

You would be amazed what chat models try for a champagne tip, just today i spot one of the girls trying this:

I wonder what they think of next...

The best lines from free titties beggers

2004-12-29T22:57:00.000+01:00

You would be amazed what people think of to get a video chat model out of the scarse undies shes wearing, all this just to get a free peep..

Guest2665: pretend its private
Guest4213: come on...you know what we want to see. so why dont you?
Guest3889: i will pay u extra
Guest7446: Hmm, my wive is sleeping... no show there...So I`m counting on you :)

I could go on forever on this subject, soon more...

Age Check

2004-12-29T17:19:00.000+01:00

Having a adult video chat requires an occasional age check...

Jesicca: I am 26 guys, whats your age?
Guest3326: 28
Guest4092: 42
Guest2796: 21
Guest9066: 14
Guest9066 Just got eliminated....

They always fall for it!

Crazy things they say on adult chats

2004-12-29T16:50:00.000+01:00

When running a live adult video chat, you encounter the strangest remarks visitors say to the chat models. Some out of the collection:

Can i see ur anal?
Take me in private I'll pay you next!
What do you have under your bra?
Someone wins because of hole between teeth and someone wins cause of hole between legs.
Hugs and farts...
That's a lovely breatholder!
Leak out genitals..
What color is your motordildo?
Model: Survive cause am not give you mouth to mouth..
Model: I am wet from my hubby..

Thanks to Papa for collecting these remarks.

Girls Girls Girls its all about Dollars

2004-12-29T15:36:00.000+01:00

Men wonder how women work...

I can tell you stop thinking of it,

you will get a nasty headache if you try to figure out women.

So how do we get those sexy ladies to work for us?

The answer lies in the almighty dollar.

Nobody works for free, or do you?